Current Events January 28, 2008
Monday, January 28th, 2008In spite of withering weather, spectators turned out in droves to watch the start of the Tustumena 200 dog sled race. Tammy Kehl lives just south of Sandwick Ave.
“Something about seeing that dog team go by that just makes me feel Alaskan,” she said
Though Tammy has lived here four years, this was her first time of watching the race. And she had help. Her 84-year-old mother, Dorothy Kehl of Anchorage, is spending the week with her. Kehl’s also turned out to watch 8th grader, Jared Duncan, compete in the 2nd annual spaghetti-eating contest at Rocky’s Café. Dorothy Kehl and Jared’s great grandmother, Marion Blossom, were sisters. Jared is also an acquaintance of the proprietor, Rocky Laster. Rocky once worked on a Kasilof dock which Jared and his dad, Heath Duncan, frequented with their drift boat, the Wasgo.
The other entrants were also local: Carl Hatten, Arlin Snooks Jr., Rocky Laster, and defending champion, Joseph Robertia. Joseph came in with a crown and left with a crown. Not to mention $100 and other prizes. Stocky Rocky made it interesting for a plate or two, but it became apparent that he was just a slurping usurper, next to the inertia of Robertia.
Where did the strings of pasta bathed in meat sauce go? Smack down the digestive track. First, teeth masticate food. Then, the tongue feeds chewed goo into the esophagus, which is the first part of the alimentary canal. The esophagus muscles the munch into the stomach. This is where eating contests are won or lost. Stomachs are somewhat dissimiliar. Some are long and some are short and each has a different capacity. Empty stomachs simply collapse like an empty bag and then bulge out as they are filled. The alimentary canal runs from the stomach to the small intestine and then to the large intestine.
Eating contests are no place for the casual masticator. Joseph seems to have picked up something from watching seagulls —chewing is purely optional. And he must sport esophagus muscles like an elephant’s trunk. He had the biggest fan section. His wife’s parents, Bill and Rusty Morrow came all the way from Boston to cheer him on. O.K., Joseph’s wife, Colleen, was competing in the T-200, too. Colleen’s brother, Will, and his wife, Kristin, were there from Kenai with their two small children. Will happens to be city editor for the Peninsula Clarion and Joseph is a reporter. Except for Joseph, the eaters were all rookies. At 13, Jared looks like trouble and I don’t expect that crown to get too comfortable for Joseph.
Happy 85th birthday to Edith “Edie” Russell on the 27th. She was in the hospitat recently but got out on Christmas Day. Edie was 48 when she moved to Clam Gulch with her husband, Jim, and six children, Jim, Wanda, Nancy, Neva, Ron and Ricky. Except for Ricky, the kids stayed in Alaska, and of that high-five, only Nancy has wandered out of the Clam Gulch-Cohoe area, though Wanda passed away from cancer years ago. She was married to Paul Richards and lived on what is now Carol Road, off Cohoe Loop. Paul’s sister was Pearl Kingsley and it was Pearl’s husband, Clovis, for whom Kingsley Road, in Ninilchik, was named, though when Clovis lived there he had remarried Diane Larson. Edie now lives in Cohoe with her daughter, Neva Osmar. Tim Osmar, the famous local musher, is her grandson.